英文简历中不该出现的话
英文简历中不该出现的话
致命的大错
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"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." www.resume5.com
"Qualifications: No education or experience."
"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." www.resume5.com
"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
"Fired because I fought for lower pay."
"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .
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"Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." www.jianli8.net
"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near." 简历吧
"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately." 简历下载
打字错误与语法错误 简历封面
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 简历模板
"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer." 简历下载
"I am a rabid typist." 个人简历
"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981." 简历下载
"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to 简历下载
pursue a new line of work." www.jianli8.net
"Accounting cleric." 简历吧
"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments." 简历下载
"Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."
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"Suspected to graduate early next year." 简历模板
"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
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"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."
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"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
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"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school." 简历下载
不应有的幽默
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) www.jianli8.com
"But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature." 简历下载
"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." 简历模板
"My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular." www.resume5.com
"Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series."
"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it." www.jianli8.net
"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks." 简历吧
"Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."
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